hum tumse behad pyaar karte hain, darte hain aur izzat bhi karte hain, khair yakeen nahi ho raha hoga-haina bhai? . . . yakeen kaise hoga bhai ye sab khoot hai, . . . Bhai, Aaj Tak mein dikhai hui billi ki suicide story ki full coverage ki kasam bhai main tumhaara foto bass lagaane hi wala tha Wallpaper pe ki Dubai mein rule announce ho gaya ki hum sirf, desh premiyon, desh bhakton ka fotozz lagaa sakte hain. Unn logon ka nahi jo "paison ki lalach mein desh ko bechne chalaa thaa, harrrraaamzaada" ho. Maine kuch nahi bola ye shipra ne mere ko bola likhne ko, billi ki suicide ki kasam .. . . P.S: chhotte tune jo dubai visit ke time pe Royal Family ke saath fotoz kheeche the wo bhi bhej na. Of all the V.V.I.P places like Burj-al-Arab (ke bahar), jumeira beach (free entry wala beach) and lots more hot places(u kno... hot !!) . . . chal bhai, i kno i am so real and hard hitting na, but time for some Jhooti taareef. Chhotte bohot sahi hai yaar, wo peechhe jo hai , kala-kala, wo shiv-ji ka ling hai kya? Chhotte ek aur baat - wahan pe tumlog ko Muncpaaltee mein chhutti kab-kab hoti hai, because we were planning a vacation, u kno me and my expensive personal car wala friend from Dubai. So that we wen we land up there, u shud be all clean and tidy. jaisa htum humko bola ki thum floor pe jhaadu lagata hai, pochha maarta hai aur na jaane kya kya, chheeeeee baba!! ok ok Now chal jaa, rulaega kya abhi kaam karne de . . . chhotte, nice pics dude. Jaldi khush khabri de, tu yahan kab aaega.Inshallah
Salam every1, Black thing behind mii...1st time whn I saw dat i thot...kya yeh Nana patekar ka woh hai ???? Lekin maine socha nahi, Nana patekar ka woh toh Nabil aur Abu equivalent to Nabbu ki usmein hota hai....waise "that black thing is a stone which is resting on a single point and all its forces are acting centrally thereby opposing the force of gravity. The centre of stone is of a system of particles which is known as the average of their position weighted by their masses".IELTS 7.5 (yeh Shipra ko samajhne mein takleef hogi, sorry Shippuu, I cant help it out anymore) Royal family ka photo, abey gareeb desh national ladke (to Asif), us trip mein mere ko milakar sab gareeb gandu tthey accept one Royal Dashing Handsome Sexy Cool Attractive Hot "Faisal the great". Uski car mein baithkar tu bhi apne aap ko Royal samajhne laga. Tere Concentration camp ka watchmen bhi tere ko salaam nahi karta hoga, Royal ban ney chale.....Hum log bus aur train se itna pyaar karte hai ki car ke liye waqt hi nahi milta. Usmein se ek pic Buckingham palace ki hai, Queen Elizabeth ki kholi, bahut boli chaai pine aao, maine bola nahi khalajaan main chaai sirf Rolex aur Nagori ki peeta hoon, woh boli wowwww... "Nagori ka jawaab nahi" I am nt under municipality yaar, "its a Petrol station where I work for Merchandising thereby using a method, practice and opration use to promote and sustain certain categories of drinks, confectionaries, crisps n many more" IELTS 7.5 (Sorry Shippuu). Waise tu vacation plan kar raha hai, kidhar ke liye, Concentration camp se Deira Dubai, hahahahahahahaha, Saaf suthra hona mangta hai, abey Badi raat jaisi ibadat waali raat ko chowpatty par police ke dande se bachkar bhaagne waale, expensive cost kya hai tera, Chaai aur Biscuutt. Arey paisa toh apna dost Faisal kharcha karta hai, 62.5 Dirhams ka petrol bharwaake apun logo se hissa bhi nahi maanga, hahahahahaha, waise galat hai us din apun 5 log tthey isliye, Asif tu apne hisse ka 62.5/5 = 12.5 dirhams ussey de dena. Faisal le lena bhai, woh tera haqq hai, friendship apni jagah, business apni jagah...!!! Kaash mera bhi koi Faisal dost UK mein hota toh 9000 pounds ki fees bhi ussi se bharwaya hota, hahahahaha, abey lekin udhaar par baadmein hota toh de deta....Yaar apna dost Zeeshan KC ites ho gaya hai, ab woh padh likh kar ghamand mein aakar hum sab ko bhuul gaya toh??? Asif teri suicide waali billi ki kasam, mujhe bhayanak sapney aatey hai ki Zeeshan Mannat (Shahrukh ki kholi) aur Galaxy (Salman ki kholi) ke bahar, khadi ka kurta aur chappal, goni ka bag ek kandhey pe latka huaa aur haath mein pen aur pustak liye, khadaa huaa nazar aata hai. Bahut darr lag raha kahin itney bade logo ke saamne hum usse nahi dikhey toh??? Buddy take care, Insha Allah sab issi tarah mil jhulkar raho aur Mohabbat badhao...Shipra rona nahi yeh line padhke plzz, Allah Hafiz
(Yunus read which is marked in blue warna bura lagega)
1st of all pls caxl yunus from CC, copy him when joke nabil pe ho... yunus aaj kal zeeshan ka khaas hain kyunki aur koi bacha hi nahi... apna group join karne ke liye people are dying... For joing our group 1 require Lot of hard work, Amazing sense of humour, Gaand maaring skills, (Nabil thats maaring not maraaing) if u dnt have abv skills then u shud hav car in dubai or apne aap ki flim baneki skills like dhurr (nabil)(Sorry nabil) or ek super power skills where u dnt do or dnt say anything still aapki flim bane (abu)
Aaj bhi yunus MOhd Ali rd se nagpada ke cyber cafe ata hain mail padke hasne ke liye
Aur haan asif alqama mucipalty mein kaam nahi karta... he is not working in sum petrol station where he is merchandising bla bla bla sorry type karne bhi nahi ata hain ILTES nahi diya na..... he is working with sum Buffing ka Kaakhana day b4 yesterday we were talking on phne after hearing background noise i askd him then he confrm that he is wrkin in sum Buffing k a kaarkhana in UK... aise hi usdin nabil se phn pe baat karne ke time nabil ne kisi ko bola "Middle 1 Middle 1 OH yes!!!" kuch samaj mei aya aur nahi bhi... Alqi ask Nabbu how to earn 9000 pounds they wil let u knw haazar tarike for easy earning little paining...dekho yeh padke nabil ke mu mei paani agaya....
& why are we not coping these email to Nabbu... I'm coping them... Zeeshan haan KCites ho gaya but he joined as Professor...
Aur tum log (Ziishi & Alqi) kya mere dost (Asif) ki flim bana rahe ho.... Concentration camp..... ha ha ha.... zeeshan that was amazing.... ha ha ha
coming up shortly email: A conversation between nabil & zeeshan in India
Sunn bhai-ae fodi, tu, haan tu fodi, abe haan zameen saaf karne wale, tere se baat kar raha hun...haan ab sunn,
Arre Alqamah bhai, ab ye jo toone likha hai ------- "that black thing is a stone which is resting on a single point and all its forces are acting centrally thereby opposing the force of gravity. The centre of stone is of a system of particles which is known as the average of their position weighted by their masses". ek kaam karr chhhotte, eenth-cement-koba-viba ka kharcha mera tu khali itni si jagah pe mereko ek 3bedroom-haal-kitchen with, with latrine attach, bana ke dede baa... mere bachche tereko dua denge, kasam se... apne bumbai mein jagah ka bhaav to skyrocketing ho gaya hai, baa tum bacha lo yaar... maine dekha hai, maine dekha hai, tu kisko bhi bacha sakta hai, arre yaar....................................................... ................... ............. ....... . ........ . . . . ......... .. .. .. .. .. . . .. . ....... .. . . . . . .. bachaale-na-yaar....................................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
On Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 4:57 PM, alqamah qureshi < alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in > wrote:
Aisa mat bolo Asif Bhai................. .............. ........ .... ... .... .. Apun ko paap lagega Asif Bhai............. ..... .... .... ... ...... .. ......... Apun kya kisi ko bachaegaa Asif bhai, apun to sirf logo ko hasaa sakta hai aur unki gaa** maar sakta hai bhai ................ ....... . ...... ........ ....... ..... Asif tu tension mat le mere bhai, kasamse aisa tareeka hain mere paas ki bas sab dost milke 5 cr jama karo, is maa ki aankh ek khud hi building banake bade bade flat lenge saste mein Insha Allah.....not 2 worry.....dont be in hurry.....Allah is great and merciful....!!!
aur haan usmein nabil ko shamil mat karna plzz...woh toh Ratan Tata ki biwi ke saath rahega (upcoming Shipra's new story).....waise Shipra ka bhi reply aaya tha....usse samjha dena maine last mail kya kya likha hooon, bichaare ko Shoaib Akhtar ki bouncer lagi hai.....hehehhehehehe.......Shipra ne dil jeet liya yeh likh kar apne group mein shamil hone ke liye kya kya skill hona mangta hai....He had done a great job hum sab phokat log ke group ki itni taarif karke.....n haan dil aur jeet liya yeh likh kar ki kuch ho naa ho, Car ho to bhi entry free hai.... (He is pointing on Faisal)....Abey Shippuu, Faisal ke paas car ke saath saath, personality hai, looks hai, paisa hai, acche dost hai, woh accha waala haath ka game hai, costly cell hai, tere paas kya hai? (inspired from the very superhit Movie "Deewaar" which is an extraordinary drama of 2 brothers of same mothers with different opinions thereby achieveing their task thru different ways of hardwork and smuggling...who wins and who lose, who is alive n who is dead....for that surely watch on Zee Cinema and Set Max under : Aaaj ki raat, Amitabh ke saath, Deewar) Asif pehle padh le to Shippuu ko translate kar lena plzzz....yaar main Nabil ki tarah hollywood ke dialogues nahi bol sakta yaar...Shit...gandu aaj bhi woh bhos**** english picture Hindi subtitle ke saath dekhta hai hahahahahha, aur aake Zee aur Yunus ko ----- banataa hai.... aur haan taamirey Internet hai bhai, taamirey Internet, jo bhi sakey imdaad karte jaao bhai, Allah ke liye bhai....Zeeshan ke ghar par net lagaane ke liye Taamirey Internet hai bhai.... chalo buddy aaj ke liye itna hi....Love u guys....I will always love u all....kabhi kabhi aisa kyun lagta hai ki duur rehne ki baad bhi hum sab ek dusre ke bandhey huye, hamara jism duur hai, lekin aatma saath hai.....shipra plzz rona nahi tu, Asif to pakka ro diya hogaa..... Take care, Allah Hafiz,
Faisal ke paas car ke saath saath, personality hai, looks hai, paisa hai, acche dost hai, woh accha waala haath ka game hai , costly cell hai, tere paas kya hai?
hahahahah
Alqamah you are the most fukkat among all of us it seems. BUTT accha hai ... accha hai ... yunhi likhta reh .... Mere acche dost ek kaam kar. Ek blog bana ... 'Fukkat's from Bombay 8' jismein yeh saari baatein blog hoti rahein..
hahahaha ' woh accha waala haath ka game hai'
Waise PSP ki ad ke liye line ekdam fit hai .... ' accha waala haath ka game'
i lik my group ispirit i was replin on alqi email 2day then faisal repld then i was rplin faisal email now puri himmat ke saat nabil replied...
arre asif abhi tak ro raha hain.... cmon yaar... ok chal yeh friday faisal ki gaadi mei ek round xtra...zooooooommmmm... haan haan pata hain main qatar mei akela hun... mera tension mat le... zyaada yaad ayengi toh india hoke ajunga... hahaha
Attn faisal: yaar "PSP ki ad ke liye line" yeh likh kar tu fas gaya beta, abhi asif ko jhel 1/2 hour... hahaha... zeshhan mat has... asif jyada pareshaan mat karna warna faisal woh xtra round....
Attn Nabil: We apprcte your courage to comment on our below conversation... but faisal ko koi kuch nahi bolenga bcoz of car... beta car/waar sab moh maya hian... we r gud frnds bcoz... hmmmm.... bcoz........ bcoz... jo bhi reason hain we are frnds... not bcoz he has car... haan woh kya tha alqi Faisal ke paas car ke saath saath, personality hai, looks hai, paisa hai, acche dost hai, woh accha waala haath ka game hai, costly cell hai...5 Dhms wali chai se impress hone wale chota aadmi this shows your (Alqi woh kya kehte hain) haan your Caliber...(mujhe pata alqama yeh bolega sry nabil bura toh nahi laga na-from alqi)
kasam se yaar nabil tu bhi na group ke image maa 14 raha in front of outsiders lik Yunus... Arre yaar yeh yunus abhi tak CC mei hain yaar... ok chal yunus tereko ek mouka dete hain to join our esteemed/globally recongnised/full of handsome guys (ok ok except 1 or two)... nabbu tulog handsome ho duniya ki baat mat suno... duniya ka toh kaam hi hain sach bolna... cuming to the topic again yunus to join send a comment on below chain of email with shwin sum of the skills as mention below then we will think abt it... chk blw points b4 commenting (Yunus dnt read which is marked in blue warna bura lagega)
- if you are selected then u can collect the registration form frm Zeeshan & need to pay sum fees(Zeeshan jitna marzi reg fees chrg kar grup ka naya dhurr) - if not then u can try after 3 months from the frnshp cancellation date - dont resigned frm ur current group (mujhe toh lagta toh nahi ki koi hoga) unless u get confirmation my us
Attn Abu: Nabil hamesha tereko tough deta hain & this time he started zabarasti tere peeche pada... topic kya chal raha tha & he is sayin ki abu baap nahi bansakta.... haan nabil pata hain ki tune kya likha lekin matlab ek hi hota... cmon Abu reply kar nabil ko... Be a man if u are?
N nabil thk u uploading a blog for us we will start with Ratan TATA istory.... sry guys for delay
asif yaar ro mat... apun ko apne aansu khod poochne honge dnt wait for friday...Cho Allah Hafiz...
From: alqamah qureshi [alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in] Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:48 PM To: Nabil Ansari; Imran A. Shipra Cc: Faisal Dubai Personal; Asif Pulsar; Imran A. Shipra; ishipra@gmail.com; zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com; Faisal Roshan; rindaniyunus@gmail.com; Abu Gali Subject: RE: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
hahahahahahaha, Imran u won my heart by writing an immensely notorious statement "nabil tu bhi na group ke image maa 14 raha in front of outsiders" hehehhehe, dat "maa 14" is amazing yaar...gosh man, aaj main samjha y every girl who knows u, cant evn thnk 2 liv widout talkin 2 u, n Nabil its nt like dat wot u wrote previously, unless u ll start some Internationally known topic like Ratan Tata's Wife, nobody will start fu***** on ur comments. haan waise kuch log hai Asif, Zee, Shipra, Alqi, Abu, Faisal, Yunus (arey yeh to sab aa gaye) jo unneccesary tere pichhe pade rahte hai, bt doesnt matter, I kw u r alone capable to take everyone's long..u hv dat guts dat u cn satisfy all of us alone..hehehe....and rahi baat Abu ke baap banne ki, Insha Allah woh ban jaayegaa, u dnt worry, atleast woh raat mein kisi ki tarah nanga sandwich nahi khaata hogaa....aur shipra tere ko kaise pata chala gandu ki main nabil ko likhunga ki "5 Dhms wali chai se impress hone wale chota aadmi this shows your Caliber". hahaha, yaar amazing, Asif kyun missing hai idhar se, woh abhi bhi ro raha hai, Shipra aa jaayegaa yaar, Faisal to shayad concentration camp ke bahar hi car lekar khada hogaa, hahahahaha....Zeeshan bichara aaj bhi cyber jaane ke paise jama kar raha hai....nahi to woh reply karta na, toh chhaa jaata, he is such a fucking dude....Faisal hahaha, "acchha waala haath ka game"..Faisal ne Zeeshan aur Asif ko rishwat dekar group ki membership li hai...lekin Shipra kabhi nahi bikta, tune usse bhi kharidne ki koshish ki hogi, lekin mera Shipra imaandaar hai, car mein ghumegaa, lekin kabhi rishwat nahi legaaa....!!! hahahaha Yunus kyun nahi join kar raha....paisa dede Zeeshan ko aur join ho jaa, Asif we need you here yaar...where r u hotty pie? Tu nahi to aisa lagta hai: Nahi hai afghanistan mein Laden, Nahi hai Iraq mein Saddam, bhale hi chhup ke rahe tu, Is forum mein aayegaa hamesha tera naam...!!!
Bhai he person who made the blog has missed out few VIP's from Dubai ;)... aur bhai yeh shanghai mein kaun hai ??
ReplyDeleteChotte shipra manzil ab nahi rahi... Ab madanpura shahgai banne ja raha hai... toh isliye ab iska naam Madan Shanghai hogaya hai...
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ReplyDeleteBhai chg the name put some desi posh like Manpura Hills
ReplyDeleteOn Sun, Jul 26, 2009 at 6:22 AM, alqamah qureshi < alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in > wrote & send some pathetic photos:
ReplyDeleteYeh hai tumhare bhai ki pics, Wallpaper bana kar rakh lena desktop par, ab isse zyada main aap logo ke liye kuchh nahi kar sakta.
Allah Hafiz
***********then history continues*********
From: Asif khan < afiskaan@gmail.com >
ReplyDeleteSubject: Re: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
To: "alqamah qureshi" < alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in >
Cc: fnroshan@yahoo.com , fnroshan@gmail.com , ishipra@gmail.com , rindaniyunus@gmail.com , "Zeeshan Shaikh" < zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com >, froshan@opend.ae , "Imran Abbas Shipra" < ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa >
Date: Sunday, 26 July, 2009, 10:13 AM
mere bhai,
hum tumse behad pyaar karte hain, darte hain aur izzat bhi karte hain, khair yakeen nahi ho raha hoga-haina bhai?
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yakeen kaise hoga bhai ye sab khoot hai,
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Bhai, Aaj Tak mein dikhai hui billi ki suicide story ki full coverage ki kasam bhai main tumhaara foto bass lagaane hi wala tha Wallpaper pe ki Dubai mein rule announce ho gaya ki hum sirf, desh premiyon, desh bhakton ka fotozz lagaa sakte hain.
Unn logon ka nahi jo "paison ki lalach mein desh ko bechne chalaa thaa, harrrraaamzaada" ho.
Maine kuch nahi bola ye shipra ne mere ko bola likhne ko, billi ki suicide ki kasam
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P.S: chhotte tune jo dubai visit ke time pe Royal Family ke saath fotoz kheeche the wo bhi bhej na.
Of all the V.V.I.P places like Burj-al-Arab (ke bahar), jumeira beach (free entry wala beach) and lots more hot places(u kno... hot !!)
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chal bhai, i kno i am so real and hard hitting na, but time for some Jhooti taareef.
Chhotte bohot sahi hai yaar, wo peechhe jo hai , kala-kala, wo shiv-ji ka ling hai kya?
Chhotte ek aur baat - wahan pe tumlog ko Muncpaaltee mein chhutti kab-kab hoti hai, because we were planning a vacation, u kno me and my expensive personal car wala friend from Dubai. So that we wen we land up there, u shud be all clean and tidy.
jaisa htum humko bola ki thum floor pe jhaadu lagata hai, pochha maarta hai aur na jaane kya kya, chheeeeee baba!!
ok ok
Now
chal jaa, rulaega kya
abhi kaam karne de
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chhotte, nice pics dude.
Jaldi khush khabri de, tu yahan kab aaega.Inshallah
To: Asif khan < afiskaan@gmail.com >
ReplyDeleteFrom: alqamah qureshi < alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in >
Date: 7/27/2009 01.20AM
cc: fnroshan@yahoo.com , fnroshan@gmail.com , ishipra@gmail.com , rindaniyunus@gmail.com , Zeeshan Shaikh < zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com >, froshan@opend.ae , Imran Abbas Shipra < ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa >
Subject: Re: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
Salam every1,
Black thing behind mii...1st time whn I saw dat i thot...kya yeh Nana patekar ka woh hai ???? Lekin maine socha nahi, Nana patekar ka woh toh Nabil aur Abu equivalent to Nabbu ki usmein hota hai....waise "that black thing is a stone which is resting on a single point and all its forces are acting centrally thereby opposing the force of gravity. The centre of stone is of a system of particles which is known as the average of their position weighted by their masses".IELTS 7.5 (yeh Shipra ko samajhne mein takleef hogi, sorry Shippuu, I cant help it out anymore)
Royal family ka photo, abey gareeb desh national ladke (to Asif), us trip mein mere ko milakar sab gareeb gandu tthey accept one Royal Dashing Handsome Sexy Cool Attractive Hot "Faisal the great". Uski car mein baithkar tu bhi apne aap ko Royal samajhne laga. Tere Concentration camp ka watchmen bhi tere ko salaam nahi karta hoga, Royal ban ney chale.....Hum log bus aur train se itna pyaar karte hai ki car ke liye waqt hi nahi milta. Usmein se ek pic Buckingham palace ki hai, Queen Elizabeth ki kholi, bahut boli chaai pine aao, maine bola nahi khalajaan main chaai sirf Rolex aur Nagori ki peeta hoon, woh boli wowwww... "Nagori ka jawaab nahi" I am nt under municipality yaar, "its a Petrol station where I work for Merchandising thereby using a method, practice and opration use to promote and sustain certain categories of drinks, confectionaries, crisps n many more" IELTS 7.5 (Sorry Shippuu).
Waise tu vacation plan kar raha hai, kidhar ke liye, Concentration camp se Deira Dubai, hahahahahahahaha, Saaf suthra hona mangta hai, abey Badi raat jaisi ibadat waali raat ko chowpatty par police ke dande se bachkar bhaagne waale, expensive cost kya hai tera, Chaai aur Biscuutt. Arey paisa toh apna dost Faisal kharcha karta hai, 62.5 Dirhams ka petrol bharwaake apun logo se hissa bhi nahi maanga, hahahahahaha, waise galat hai us din apun 5 log tthey isliye, Asif tu apne hisse ka 62.5/5 = 12.5 dirhams ussey de dena. Faisal le lena bhai, woh tera haqq hai, friendship apni jagah, business apni jagah...!!! Kaash mera bhi koi Faisal dost UK mein hota toh 9000 pounds ki fees bhi ussi se bharwaya hota, hahahahaha, abey lekin udhaar par baadmein hota toh de deta....Yaar apna dost Zeeshan KC ites ho gaya hai, ab woh padh likh kar ghamand mein aakar hum sab ko bhuul gaya toh??? Asif teri suicide waali billi ki kasam, mujhe bhayanak sapney aatey hai ki Zeeshan Mannat (Shahrukh ki kholi) aur Galaxy (Salman ki kholi) ke bahar, khadi ka kurta aur chappal, goni ka bag ek kandhey pe latka huaa aur haath mein pen aur pustak liye, khadaa huaa nazar aata hai. Bahut darr lag raha kahin itney bade logo ke saamne hum usse nahi dikhey toh???
Buddy take care, Insha Allah sab issi tarah mil jhulkar raho aur Mohabbat badhao...Shipra rona nahi yeh line padhke plzz,
Allah Hafiz
From: Imran Abbas Shipra < ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa >
ReplyDeleteSubject: Re: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
To: "alqamah qureshi" < alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in>
Cc: "Asif khan" < afiskaan@gmail.com >, fnroshan@yahoo.com , fnroshan@gmail.com , ishipra@gmail.com , "Zeeshan Shaikh" < zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com >, froshan@opend.ae , rindaniyunus@gmail.com
Date: Monday, 27 July, 2009, 6:32 PM
hahahahahahah concentration camp ka watchman.....
(Yunus read which is marked in blue warna bura lagega)
1st of all pls caxl yunus from CC, copy him when joke nabil pe ho... yunus aaj kal zeeshan ka khaas hain kyunki aur koi bacha hi nahi... apna group join karne ke liye people are dying...
For joing our group 1 require
Lot of hard work,
Amazing sense of humour,
Gaand maaring skills, (Nabil thats maaring not maraaing)
if u dnt have abv skills then u shud hav car in dubai
or apne aap ki flim baneki skills like dhurr (nabil)(Sorry nabil)
or ek super power skills where u dnt do or dnt say anything still aapki flim bane (abu)
Aaj bhi yunus MOhd Ali rd se nagpada ke cyber cafe ata hain mail padke hasne ke liye
Aur haan asif alqama mucipalty mein kaam nahi karta... he is not working in sum petrol station where he is merchandising bla bla bla sorry type karne bhi nahi ata hain ILTES nahi diya na..... he is working with sum Buffing ka Kaakhana day b4 yesterday we were talking on phne after hearing background noise i askd him then he confrm that he is wrkin in sum Buffing k a kaarkhana in UK... aise hi usdin nabil se phn pe baat karne ke time nabil ne kisi ko bola "Middle 1 Middle 1 OH yes!!!" kuch samaj mei aya aur nahi bhi... Alqi ask Nabbu how to earn 9000 pounds they wil let u knw haazar tarike for easy earning little paining...dekho yeh padke nabil ke mu mei paani agaya....
& why are we not coping these email to Nabbu... I'm coping them... Zeeshan haan KCites ho gaya but he joined as Professor...
Aur tum log (Ziishi & Alqi) kya mere dost (Asif) ki flim bana rahe ho.... Concentration camp..... ha ha ha.... zeeshan that was amazing.... ha ha ha
coming up shortly email: A conversation between nabil & zeeshan in India
Allah Hafiz
From: Asif khan < afiskaan@gmail.com >
ReplyDeleteSubject: Re: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
To: "alqamah qureshi" < alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in >
Cc: "Imran Abbas Shipra" < ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa >, fnroshan@yahoo.com , fnroshan@gmail.com , ishipra@gmail.com , "Zeeshan Shaikh" < zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com >, froshan@opend.ae , rindaniyunus@gmail.com , areeb_khalifa@yahoo.com , nabilansari2@hotmail.com
Date: Wednesday, 29 July, 2009, 10:36 AM
Sunn bhai-ae fodi, tu, haan tu fodi, abe haan zameen saaf karne wale, tere se baat kar raha hun...haan ab sunn,
Arre Alqamah bhai, ab ye jo toone likha hai -------
"that black thing is a stone which is resting on a single point and all its forces are acting centrally thereby opposing the force of gravity. The centre of stone is of a system of particles which is known as the average of their position weighted by their masses".
ek kaam karr chhhotte, eenth-cement-koba-viba ka kharcha mera tu khali itni si jagah pe mereko ek 3bedroom-haal-kitchen with, with latrine attach, bana ke dede baa...
mere bachche tereko dua denge, kasam se...
apne bumbai mein jagah ka bhaav to skyrocketing ho gaya hai, baa tum bacha lo yaar...
maine dekha hai, maine dekha hai, tu kisko bhi bacha sakta hai, arre yaar....................................................... ................... ............. ....... . ........ . . . . ......... .. .. .. .. .. . . .. . ....... .. . . . . . .. bachaale-na-yaar....................................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
On Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 4:57 PM, alqamah qureshi < alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in > wrote:
ReplyDeleteAisa mat bolo Asif Bhai................. .............. ........ .... ... .... ..
Apun ko paap lagega Asif Bhai............. ..... .... .... ... ...... .. .........
Apun kya kisi ko bachaegaa Asif bhai, apun to sirf logo ko hasaa sakta hai aur unki gaa** maar sakta hai bhai ................ ....... . ...... ........ ....... .....
Asif tu tension mat le mere bhai, kasamse aisa tareeka hain mere paas ki bas sab dost milke 5 cr jama karo, is maa ki aankh ek khud hi building banake bade bade flat lenge saste mein Insha Allah.....not 2 worry.....dont be in hurry.....Allah is great and merciful....!!!
aur haan usmein nabil ko shamil mat karna plzz...woh toh Ratan Tata ki biwi ke saath rahega (upcoming Shipra's new story).....waise Shipra ka bhi reply aaya tha....usse samjha dena maine last mail kya kya likha hooon, bichaare ko Shoaib Akhtar ki bouncer lagi hai.....hehehhehehehe.......Shipra ne dil jeet liya yeh likh kar apne group mein shamil hone ke liye kya kya skill hona mangta hai....He had done a great job hum sab phokat log ke group ki itni taarif karke.....n haan dil aur jeet liya yeh likh kar ki kuch ho naa ho, Car ho to bhi entry free hai.... (He is pointing on Faisal)....Abey Shippuu, Faisal ke paas car ke saath saath, personality hai, looks hai, paisa hai, acche dost hai, woh accha waala haath ka game hai, costly cell hai, tere paas kya hai? (inspired from the very superhit Movie "Deewaar" which is an extraordinary drama of 2 brothers of same mothers with different opinions thereby achieveing their task thru different ways of hardwork and smuggling...who wins and who lose, who is alive n who is dead....for that surely watch on Zee Cinema and Set Max under : Aaaj ki raat, Amitabh ke saath, Deewar) Asif pehle padh le to Shippuu ko translate kar lena plzzz....yaar main Nabil ki tarah hollywood ke dialogues nahi bol sakta yaar...Shit...gandu aaj bhi woh bhos**** english picture Hindi subtitle ke saath dekhta hai hahahahahha, aur aake Zee aur Yunus ko ----- banataa hai.... aur haan taamirey Internet hai bhai, taamirey Internet, jo bhi sakey imdaad karte jaao bhai, Allah ke liye bhai....Zeeshan ke ghar par net lagaane ke liye Taamirey Internet hai bhai....
chalo buddy aaj ke liye itna hi....Love u guys....I will always love u all....kabhi kabhi aisa kyun lagta hai ki duur rehne ki baad bhi hum sab ek dusre ke bandhey huye, hamara jism duur hai, lekin aatma saath hai.....shipra plzz rona nahi tu, Asif to pakka ro diya hogaa.....
Take care, Allah Hafiz,
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:27:27 +0400
ReplyDeleteFrom: fnroshan@gmail.com
To: alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in
CC: afiskaan@gmail.com; ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa; ishipra@gmail.com; zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com; froshan@opend.ae; rindaniyunus@gmail.com; areeb_khalifa@yahoo.com; nabilansari2@hotmail.com
hahahahahaha
Faisal ke paas car ke saath saath, personality hai, looks hai, paisa hai, acche dost hai, woh accha waala haath ka game hai , costly cell hai, tere paas kya hai?
hahahahah
Alqamah you are the most fukkat among all of us it seems. BUTT accha hai ... accha hai ... yunhi likhta reh ....
Mere acche dost ek kaam kar. Ek blog bana ... 'Fukkat's from Bombay 8' jismein yeh saari baatein blog hoti rahein..
hahahaha ' woh accha waala haath ka game hai'
Waise PSP ki ad ke liye line ekdam fit hai .... ' accha waala haath ka game'
To: Faisal Dubai Personal fnroshan@gmail.com, Alqama alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in
ReplyDeleteFrom: Nabil Ansari nabilansari2@hotmail.com
Date: 7/29/2009 05.39PM
cc: Asif Pulsar afiskaan@gmail.com, Imran Shipra Qatar ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa, ishipra@gmail.com, zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com, Faisal Roshan froshan@opend.ae, rindaniyunus@gmail.com, Abu Gali areeb_khalifa@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
Salaam,
As per request from Faisal, i have created a blog
http://fukkatsfrombombay8.blogspot.com/
the title of this blog is Madan Shanghai United Nations Assembly.
Please updated all the comments on this from now...
Mujhe pata hai sab kya soch rahe honge...
Alqama : Apni kabar khud khod diya
Asif : Ladka bada hogaya hai
Imran : Ab yeh nahi bachega
Zeeshaan : Hamesha Alqama ki side lega
Faisal : Mujhe koi kuch nahi bol sakta, maine sabko apni gaadi mein ghumaaya hoon, aur sabko 5Dh wali (zafraanwali chai pilaya hoon)
Yunus : Ab mein Pydhonie se he hasunga, Nagapada aane ki zaroorat nahi
Abu : Mein ek din baap zaroor banoonga...
From: Imran Abbas Shipra ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa
ReplyDeleteSubject: RE: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
To: "Nabil Ansari" nabilansari2@hotmail.com
Cc: "Faisal Dubai Personal" fnroshan@gmail.com, "Alqama" alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in, "Asif Pulsar" afiskaan@gmail.com, "Imran Shipra Qatar" ishipra@qatarairways.com.qa, ishipra@gmail.com, zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com, "Faisal Roshan" froshan@opend.ae, rindaniyunus@gmail.com, "Abu Gali" areeb_khalifa@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, 29 July, 2009, 10:56 PM
Salaam 2 All....
i lik my group ispirit i was replin on alqi email 2day then faisal repld then i was rplin faisal email now puri himmat ke saat nabil replied...
arre asif abhi tak ro raha hain.... cmon yaar... ok chal yeh friday faisal ki gaadi mei ek round xtra...zooooooommmmm... haan haan pata hain main qatar mei akela hun... mera tension mat le... zyaada yaad ayengi toh india hoke ajunga... hahaha
Attn faisal: yaar "PSP ki ad ke liye line" yeh likh kar tu fas gaya beta, abhi asif ko jhel 1/2 hour... hahaha... zeshhan mat has... asif jyada pareshaan mat karna warna faisal woh xtra round....
Attn Nabil: We apprcte your courage to comment on our below conversation... but faisal ko koi kuch nahi bolenga bcoz of car... beta car/waar sab moh maya hian... we r gud frnds bcoz... hmmmm.... bcoz........ bcoz... jo bhi reason hain we are frnds... not bcoz he has car... haan woh kya tha alqi Faisal ke paas car ke saath saath, personality hai, looks hai, paisa hai, acche dost hai, woh accha waala haath ka game hai, costly cell hai...5 Dhms wali chai se impress hone wale chota aadmi this shows your (Alqi woh kya kehte hain) haan your Caliber...(mujhe pata alqama yeh bolega sry nabil bura toh nahi laga na-from alqi)
kasam se yaar nabil tu bhi na group ke image maa 14 raha in front of outsiders lik Yunus... Arre yaar yeh yunus abhi tak CC mei hain yaar... ok chal yunus tereko ek mouka dete hain to join our esteemed/globally recongnised/full of handsome guys (ok ok except 1 or two)... nabbu tulog handsome ho duniya ki baat mat suno... duniya ka toh kaam hi hain sach bolna... cuming to the topic again yunus to join send a comment on below chain of email with shwin sum of the skills as mention below then we will think abt it... chk blw points b4 commenting (Yunus dnt read which is marked in blue warna bura lagega)
- if you are selected then u can collect the registration form frm Zeeshan & need to pay sum fees(Zeeshan jitna marzi reg fees chrg kar grup ka naya dhurr)
- if not then u can try after 3 months from the frnshp cancellation date
- dont resigned frm ur current group (mujhe toh lagta toh nahi ki koi hoga) unless u get confirmation my us
Attn Abu: Nabil hamesha tereko tough deta hain & this time he started zabarasti tere peeche pada... topic kya chal raha tha & he is sayin ki abu baap nahi bansakta.... haan nabil pata hain ki tune kya likha lekin matlab ek hi hota... cmon Abu reply kar nabil ko... Be a man if u are?
N nabil thk u uploading a blog for us we will start with Ratan TATA istory.... sry guys for delay
asif yaar ro mat... apun ko apne aansu khod poochne honge dnt wait for friday...Cho Allah Hafiz...
From: alqamah qureshi [alqs.arch@yahoo.co.in]
ReplyDeleteSent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:48 PM
To: Nabil Ansari; Imran A. Shipra
Cc: Faisal Dubai Personal; Asif Pulsar; Imran A. Shipra; ishipra@gmail.com; zee_zhan1982@yahoo.com; Faisal Roshan; rindaniyunus@gmail.com; Abu Gali
Subject: RE: Tumhara bhai hai yeh...!!!
hahahahahahaha, Imran u won my heart by writing an immensely notorious statement
"nabil tu bhi na group ke image maa 14 raha in front of outsiders" hehehhehe, dat "maa 14" is amazing yaar...gosh man, aaj main samjha y every girl who knows u, cant evn thnk 2 liv widout talkin 2 u, n Nabil its nt like dat wot u wrote previously, unless u ll start some Internationally known topic like Ratan Tata's Wife, nobody will start fu***** on ur comments. haan waise kuch log hai Asif, Zee, Shipra, Alqi, Abu, Faisal, Yunus
(arey yeh to sab aa gaye) jo unneccesary tere pichhe pade rahte hai, bt doesnt matter, I kw u r alone capable to take everyone's long..u hv dat guts dat u cn satisfy all of us alone..hehehe....and rahi baat Abu ke baap banne ki, Insha Allah woh ban jaayegaa, u dnt worry, atleast woh raat mein kisi ki tarah nanga sandwich nahi khaata hogaa....aur shipra tere ko kaise pata chala gandu ki main nabil ko likhunga ki "5 Dhms wali chai se impress hone wale chota aadmi this shows your Caliber". hahaha, yaar amazing, Asif kyun missing hai idhar se, woh abhi bhi ro raha hai, Shipra aa jaayegaa yaar, Faisal to shayad concentration camp ke bahar hi car lekar khada hogaa, hahahahaha....Zeeshan bichara aaj bhi cyber jaane ke paise jama kar raha hai....nahi to woh reply karta na, toh chhaa jaata, he is such a fucking dude....Faisal hahaha, "acchha waala haath ka game"..Faisal ne Zeeshan aur Asif ko rishwat dekar group ki membership li hai...lekin Shipra kabhi nahi bikta, tune usse bhi kharidne ki koshish ki hogi, lekin mera Shipra imaandaar hai, car mein ghumegaa, lekin kabhi rishwat nahi legaaa....!!! hahahaha
Yunus kyun nahi join kar raha....paisa dede Zeeshan ko aur join ho jaa, Asif we need you here yaar...where r u hotty pie? Tu nahi to aisa lagta hai:
Nahi hai afghanistan mein Laden,
Nahi hai Iraq mein Saddam,
bhale hi chhup ke rahe tu,
Is forum mein aayegaa hamesha tera naam...!!!
Take care all,
Allah Hafiz